[It looks like it's another one of those moments when an NV is recording when it shouldn't. Nelliel could tell you that it wouldn't be the first device in Nueva Las Noches that Szayel's cats have turned on. Except they're nowhere to be seen in this video feed...

What is seen is a stark white bathroom and Luppi slipping out of his clothes. A ( Read more... )

[While the Core stripped some of his fellow Espada of their abilities (he knows you're down in the lab Szayel...), Luppi has never felt more powerful ( Read more... )

It looks to me like a lot of you are forgetting how very, very human you are lately.

So I made this helpful reminder.
( Cut for image )

I'm ~back~.

Guess you just need to do a better job next time, Sexta-san.

I'd ask if anyone missed me, but I think some of you would just end up hurting my feelings.

You humans have the most entertaining things.

For instance, I was just watching this...
( Cut for Youtube Video of Ultimate Breastiness )

I just read the most interesting thing in the news. Someone with blue hair and a bone-shaped decoration on his face going around setting fires... What is this city coming to? I hope they catch him soon!

Luppi, reporting for duty, Aizen-sama.

So how many of you are out there, hmm? Because I can't wait to see the rest of my fellow Espada again. Especially you, ~Sexta-san~.

[Luppi winks at the camera.]